Tag: #quarantinethoughts
Quarantine Cleaning: When You Realize How Many Things You Bought And Never Used
Quarantine has given me plenty of time to clean out all the boxes, closets and junk drawers I’ve neglected for… quite some time (years). Here…
More Than Shoes: My Rom-Com Romance With Adidas Slides
I wish I could say that my Slides and I had a “saw you across the room- heart pounding- love at first sight” type of…
How to Delude Yourself Into Believing You’re On a Fancy Vacation
You’re not going anywhere this summer. And passing judgement on everyone else who’s risked getting on a plane for some beach time isn’t as fulfilling…
10 Things I Wish I Hadn’t Learned About Myself in Isolation
We here in Los Angeles have been (somewhat unsuccessfully) at this for a few (SINCE MARCH!) months now. Here are some of the things I…
Woman in Quarantine Would Give First Born Child to Put on Spanx Again
Sources say a local woman has expressed downright outrage about her inability to “dress to impress” during quarantine, and she has said some “pretty extreme…
“My Sage Ritual Is Definitely What Has Protected Me From COVID” Says Woman With Millions of Dollars
I’ve always been an advocate of self-care. I believe it’s every individual’s responsibility to take every available step to achieve optimal wellness, even if taking…
How Many Hair Products Do I Need To Use to Convince Myself I’m Not Unemployed?
It’s the world of COVID-19, and all we want to do is COVID-WhineTeen. We’ve been laid off from our jobs, and it’s basically impossible…
The Best Wine Pairings for the Awful Taste 2020 Has Put in Your Mouth
What is that AWFUL taste? Maybe it’s bad breath. Or maybe it’s the combination of fear, sadness and rage that 2020 has put in your…
10 Childhood Snacks That Need to Be Brought Back During Quarantine
Staying at home sure makes me hungry… and nostalgic. Thanks to Dunkaroos for coming back in full force when we truly needed them. But what…
Woman Claims She’ll Put the Toilet Paper on the Holder “Next Time I Go”
You’re working from home. Maybe you pee every twenty minutes to step away from the computer, maybe you just drank too much iced coffee this…