The Best Types of Music to Listen To While Sitting on the Toilet and Researching Plastic Surgeons

Most people are all set with their favorite driving playlist, workout playlist, and even hook-up playlist. But there’s a super common, universal activity that many people do in complete silence, and we think that’s such a waste! Next time you spend a really long time sitting on the toilet and researching plastic surgeons in your area, you deserve to do it accompanied by great music. Use this list as inspiration, and then go straight to Spotify, because if you think yesterday was the last toilet-bound-plastic-surgeon-research-session you’re ever going to invest in, you’re sorely mistaken, babe! 

New Age 

While researching plastic surgery in a vulnerable position—for instance, ass-naked on the toilet—you might want music that calms you into a state of tranquility. After all, it’s a good idea to feel totally at peace with the information you’re seeking out, because elective surgery is nothing to be ashamed of! If it’s good enough for 18 million people per year, it’s good enough for you. Granted, if you scroll through different doctors’ galleries and testimonials, you might see some images that make you slightly uncomfortable, so let the soothing sounds of Loreena McKennitt keep you at ease. 


When shopping around for plastic surgeons on the toilet, you want to make sure your self-esteem is in a good place, because like any credible doctor will tell you, getting a procedure done won’t function as a cure-all for your mental health. So before you go under the knife, pump yourself up the natural way, with catchy bangers. Get those endorphins pumping. Rock out to Cardi, Demi, Taylor, Olivia, whoever floats your boat—just don’t rock out too hard, because remember, you’re still on the toilet, and your pants are around your ankles. But in all, pop anthems are a great way to feel like your best self, and ensure your desire for surgery is coming from a place of self-love. 


If we’re being honest, this is probably what they will have playing in the waiting room of the plastic surgeon’s office when you do decide to go in for a free consultation. So definitely weave some Bach or Sibelius into your toilet playlist, and mentally prepare yourself for those Meet the Doc jitters! You got this! 

We’ve all searched for local plastic surgeons while sitting on the toilet. It’s human nature to wonder who offers which procedures in your surrounding zip codes! Now, whether you decide to pull the trigger on surgery or not, you can enjoy the experience of the research phase with the added bonus of an awesome soundtrack.

Mary Gulino
Author: Mary Gulino
Mary is an LA-based writer from New Jersey whose work can be seen online and on TV (unless you count streaming platforms as online, in which case, it's all online). She got glasses when she was two, and would love to talk optometry sometime.