Author: Kelly Collette
Kelly is a standup comedian who has performed at limestone, San Francisco Sketchfest, laughfest and more. She tours nationally and was named Best Comedian in Cincinnati.
QUIZ: What Does Your Taste in Flannel Say About You in Bed?
It’s officially flannel season for everyone except male comedians, who just wear flannel all year. Deciding which type of flannel is difficult, as there are…
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Local Man Doesn’t Know All His Facebook Friends Are Sex Robots
On the surface, it may appear that Fred Burke is just a popular guy, or at least that’s what his friends at the gun club…
Woman Startled to Discover That “Detoxing” Just Means Pooping Yourself
A local woman has revealed a groundbreaking conspiracy theory that, if believed by the masses, would likely change how many women between the ages of…
“I Can’t Believe It’s Been a Year Since My Wedding!” Says Woman Who Forgot How Time Works
At first, MaKaliegh Lynn Grosser-Beck could not believe it had been a month since she said “I do” to her best friend. According to MaKaliegh’s…
Local Woman Enters Rigorous Training Program to Prepare Comebacks For “Next Time”
A local woman is mentally preparing day and night for a confrontation with a coworker that may never happen. Melanie Griffith, no relation to the…