Author: Courtney Blomquist
How to Delude Yourself Into Believing You’re On a Fancy Vacation
You’re not going anywhere this summer. And passing judgement on everyone else who’s risked getting on a plane for some beach time isn’t as fulfilling…
🔒 Superbly Subpar: The Best Worst Movies Currently Streaming on Amazon
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The Best Wine Pairings for the Awful Taste 2020 Has Put in Your Mouth
What is that AWFUL taste? Maybe it’s bad breath. Or maybe it’s the combination of fear, sadness and rage that 2020 has put in your…
Laugh While You Learn: Comedy Specials By Black Comics That You Need To Watch Right Now
It’s hard to laugh these days. There is so much frustration, anger and grief in our country right now, and for good reason. But as…
“A Pandemic is Bad, But a Zombie Apocalypse Would Be Way Worse” Insists Highly Intoxicated Roommate
LOS ANGELES- While watching Night of the Living Dead last Wednesday night after drinking an entire bottle of cheap Rosé, thirty-three year old Haley Hendricks…
Blissfully Unaware Basic Bitch Says She’s Most Thankful for Her Ombre Hair During This Pandemic
My mom bought me a gratitude journal for Christmas. Supes subtle, Mom, THANKS. But a month into quarantine, I’ve decided to actually use it. Because…
Board Games That Will Make You Feel Rich While You’re Unemployed
Ah, the rich. The enviable 1% with their multiple estates and fancy cars. The lucky few who are already fattened enough that they will likely…
I’m Not a Regular Karen, I’m a Karen with an Undercut
Look me up and down. Really take me in. Ice-blonde bob and all. What words come to mind? PTA Meeting? Neighbor who calls the cops?…
How Quarantine Changed Me From a Cat Lady to an Actual Cat
Day One: Started stretching a lot more than I used to. Because #yogaeverydamnday is a lot more achievable when you’re unemployed. Day Three: Binged Tiger…
New Online Course Teaches You How to Write the Shittiest Yelp Review
“Tell them that meal evoked horrific childhood memories for you. That it was plated in a way that was messier than your parents divorce.” I’m…