Author: Courtney Blomquist
After Almost a Year of Unemployment Woman Finally Stops Using Expression “I’m Good!”
LOS ANGELES: Like most people, 34-year-old Chelsea Brule has had a hell of a year. “I lost my job, my girlfriend moved out, my skin…
Woman Risks Thanksgiving Travel to Argue With Family Over Politics
LOS ANGELES, CA- Like many Americans, 28-year-old Sonya Schmidt has been hesitant to travel during the Covid-19 crisis. “Airplanes are unbearable for me in non-pandemic…
Fancy Restaurant Responds to Covid Spike by Making Guests Dine Beneath White Tablecloths
NEW JERSEY: At elegant Cherry Hill restaurant, Mon Frére Camembert, guests have come to expect a classy experience. That’s probably due to their unique offerings…
Couple “Gets Away From it All” By Spending Long Weekend in Wildfire Adjacent Shack
LOS ANGELES, CA- Like many Americans, Bryan Green and longtime girlfriend, Candace Kim, have been struggling to keep their relationship fresh during the pandemic. “There’s…
🔒 The Best Worst Movies to Stream Featuring a Kid and a Primate
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Woman Convinces Herself She’s a Vampire to Justify Staying Inside Forever
Many people were relieved when various businesses, beaches and parks reopened after months of stay-at-home quarantining. But for Los Angeles resident, Gabby Baker, home had…
🔒 Superbly Subpar: The Best Worst Christmas Movies to Stream This September
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Being a Cocktail Waitress Was Hard, But Carrying a Bucket of Someone Else’s Puke Made It All Worth It
Once upon a time, I was a cocktail waitress at a blues bar that was open until 4am. I have memories. Some weird. Some terrible….
🔒 Superbly Subpar: The Best Worst Shows Currently Streaming on Netflix
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Woman Miraculously Kicks Habit of Crying in Her Car By Just Driving Less
“I used to cry in my car twice a day, everyday,” said 35 year-old Samantha Edwards. “But now I never cry behind the wheel. Mostly…