Author: Niki Hatzidis
“Can You Read?” Asks Woman Whose Dating Bar Has Dropped So Low She Can’t Limbo Under It
The pandemic has brought a lot of things to light: the need for universal healthcare, intelligent and competent leaders, and the fact that there is…
Did Women Create The Pandemic to Punish Men? An “I’ve Been Drinking” Conspiracy Theory
I have spent a lot more time drinking while on the internet since the global lockdown was enforced, and I have unearthed some conspiracy theories…
10+ Things My Upstairs Neighbor Is Doing to Make Me Question If the Ceiling Is Going to Fall Through
Being in tight quarters in New York City has always been the norm. You’re so on top of each other that you have this strange…
Concerned Amazon Cart Stages a Panic Buying Intervention
Hello, How are you coping in quarantine? Just kidding, I already know. This is your Amazon cart here. Sorry, this isn’t about the status of…
I Never Thought I’d be Flicking it to NY Press Briefings But Here We Are
Quarantine has brought a lot of problematic things to the surface. I’m not talking about our lack of infrastructure, adequate healthcare and social welfare systems…
All the Bad Things You Do To Your Body That Green Smoothies Will Totally Fix
Turns out a smoothie that is mostly dairy and sugar, in order to mask the taste of kale, is a magical elixir that can reverse…
The Mona Lisa Is a Photocopy and Fine Art Is a Lie: A Conspiracy Theory
Everyone likes a good conspiracy theory. It’s fun to overthink and complicate things, rather than assuming the simplest and most obvious facts are true. A…
That Woman Has Perfect Hair During a Storm Because She’s a Witch
“My head just doesn’t get cold and looks perfect all the time,” she says. It’s because she’s a witch. There’s a torrential down pour that…
How to Re-Gift Your Holiday Socks to Your Boyfriend for Valentine’s Day
Who ever thought the ideal time for Valentine’s Day was after a holiday that bankrupts you, and during a time of year that is dark…
Your Prince Charming Finds Side Chicks on Tinder
Once upon a time, the fates conversed, the stars aligned and you met a Prince. It was love at first sight. You met Charming while…