Author: Anna Snapp
Burning This Scented Candle Makes Up For the Fact That I Haven’t Showered in Two Days
It’s COVID-19. None of us are acting the way we once did, it’s just plain fact. Your sister is drinking wine out of her daughter’s…
Local Woman Buys Another Makeup Brush Cleaner That She Will Never Use
A local woman was found scrolling aimlessly through Instagram’s targeted ads, wishing she could be as “cool” as those influencers who get paid to say…
Charcuterie Board Fills Emotional Void That No Man Could
It’s been…a hard seven months. In. So. Many. Damn. Ways. You had your birthday via Zoom in March, and another six for your friends since….
Three Useful (And Dishonest) Ways to Hop Off Your Zoom Call Early
Ugh, who knew? Who knew we’d somehow land in a world where video conferencing was no longer a thing we did for fun, but an…
“How Dare You Insinuate I Drink Too Much!” Yells Your Belligerently Wasted Aunt
Oh, God. Before you know it, it’s going to be the holidays, which means you’ll be with your entire extended family…including that one aunt of…
I Spent More on My Last Target Trip Than Trump Paid in Income Taxes
Seven hundred-fifty dollars. That is the supposed whopping number our billionaire “leader” paid in federal income taxes the year he had the audacity to run…
It’s Okay Honey, No One Can Hear Me Screaming Through My Mask Either
So, your best friend has been a little down lately. I mean, who can blame her? Things just…aren’t good, to say the very, very least….
“Keep the Drama on the Stage” Declares Your Toxic Roommate
We’ve all been there. We’ve all lived with the epitome of toxic, the Regina George, the girl who preaches about not being passive aggressive, but…
Sanitizing Your Hands After a Long Day Won’t Wash Away Last Month’s Sins, Tiffany
Okay, girl. You say you’ve been out and about all day—shopping, getting a drink outside at a bar; you even ducked into the nail salon…
AOC Is 30 and Takes Down White Male Congressmen, I’m 30 and Still Afraid of the Dark
We all saw it go viral, as we sat in our seats internally screaming, “YASSSSS!!” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, more often known as the legendary AOC, absolutely…