Category: LIFESTYLE
I Started a Technology Detox and Wound Up Amish
I am currently a viral Zoom sensation. I had to use the little girl’s room so I turned off my video and volume, but Zoom…
BREAKING: High School Bully A Life Coach Now
According to her recent social media status updates, Kerrie Kennedy—the girl who made you cry on no fewer than 10 occasions between grades 9-12—is now…
All the Bad Things You Do To Your Body That Green Smoothies Will Totally Fix
Turns out a smoothie that is mostly dairy and sugar, in order to mask the taste of kale, is a magical elixir that can reverse…
This Was Not What I Meant When I Barked Every Time You Left: A Dog’s View of Quarantine
Listen, I know what I said. I told you over and over again how much I wanted you to stay home. At times it was…
This Woman is Smiling Because She Hasn’t Checked Her Credit Score in Five Years
You may be wondering why Fiona can’t stop grinning. Why the twinkle in her eye? Surely that’s the face of a woman who has her…
How Quarantine Changed Me From a Cat Lady to an Actual Cat
Day One: Started stretching a lot more than I used to. Because #yogaeverydamnday is a lot more achievable when you’re unemployed. Day Three: Binged Tiger…
I’m Not Worried About the Pandemic Cause Superhero Movies Taught Me Someone Else Will Come Fix It
Today’s world is turbulent and chaotic. With climate change on the rise, a global pandemic, and the horrible French Smurf rally, I find myself wondering,…
New Online Course Teaches You How to Write the Shittiest Yelp Review
“Tell them that meal evoked horrific childhood memories for you. That it was plated in a way that was messier than your parents divorce.” I’m…
Justin Timberlake Transitioned Out of Frosted Ramen Noodle Hair, You Can Get Through This Break Up
The year was 1998. Everything was perfect. You didn’t have a care in the world. You were busy rocking those butterfly hair clips and glittery…
I Would Never Call a Woman a Bitch, Unless She Steals My Good Pen
My feminism is an important aspect of who I am. I am proud that my words and actions reflect my commitment to equality for all…