Category: LOVE
How to Find a Guy Who Communicates as Well as the Bank of America Live Chat
In any relationship, communication is key. So how is it that the only person on earth who seems to have fully mastered the art of…
QUIZ: Is He Attractive, or Does He Just Own More Than One Lamp?
Sometimes, a person catches your attention, and you can’t explain why. They just have that X factor that makes you feel magnetized to them, and…
Convicted Serial Killer Is Awkwardly Not a Tidy, Misunderstood Hottie
We’re coming live to you from convicted serial killer Justin Timmon’s house in the outskirts of rural Indiana. Justin is holed up in his duplex…
The Instacart Delivery Guy’s Direct Eye Contact Means He Wants to Marry Me, Right?
The simplest answer is often the best answer, right? Well after much deductive reasoning, I’ve come to the straightforward conclusion that the Instacart guy who…
I Never Thought I’d be Flicking it to NY Press Briefings But Here We Are
Quarantine has brought a lot of problematic things to the surface. I’m not talking about our lack of infrastructure, adequate healthcare and social welfare systems…
Help! My Boyfriend Calls Every Dog He Sees A “Bitch”
Dear Maya, I love my boyfriend. He’s super cuddly, and he’s always so excited to see me when I come by his place. Unfortunately, he’s…
Thirty-Year-Old Man Checks Himself Into Treatment After Finding Out Porn Isn’t Realistic
A local thirty-year-old man has checked himself into the downtown men’s therapeutic treatment center after finding out, once and for all, that pornography isn’t a…
How to Re-Gift Your Holiday Socks to Your Boyfriend for Valentine’s Day
Who ever thought the ideal time for Valentine’s Day was after a holiday that bankrupts you, and during a time of year that is dark…
“Just Dump Chad and Go to the Gym Already!” Woman Cries as She Fails Her 2020 Resolutions
It was the end of 2019, you had just finished belting “All I Want For Christmas Is You” for the twentieth time, and it was…
The Los Angeles Date Scene in “You” That Would Literally Never Happen in Los Angeles
Spoiler alert. Probs don’t read this if you haven’t watched both seasons of You. But duh, dude. Duh. I know that You is a show…