Category: LOVE
Woman Survives Harrowing Awkwardness After Kissing Date Goodnight Then Walking Two More Blocks In Same Direction
It had been an otherwise perfect first date, according to 28 year-old Houston vet tech Andrea Swanson. She could never have predicted that it would…
QUIZ: What Does Your Taste in Flannel Say About You in Bed?
It’s officially flannel season for everyone except male comedians, who just wear flannel all year. Deciding which type of flannel is difficult, as there are…
Wedding Without Punny Hashtag Deemed Illegal
Lily and Violet MacQuoid were shocked when they opened their door to find an agent from the Federal Beardeau of Hipster Investigations. They had recently…
Which Stores Don’t Enforce Masks and More Places for Your Mom To Meet Your Next Stepdad
While wearing a face covering is mandatory in 34 states, it’s up to store employees to enforce it with customers. After explosive encounters went viral,…
Single, Childless Woman Inundated With Favor Requests
In a recent Facebook post many described as “hella fired-up,” local 35 year-old Valerie Hornblatt pleaded with family and friends to stop asking her to…
🔒 3 Easy Ways to Say “I Actually Have Morals” to Grown Men Who Still Think They’re in a Frat
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“Can You Read?” Asks Woman Whose Dating Bar Has Dropped So Low She Can’t Limbo Under It
The pandemic has brought a lot of things to light: the need for universal healthcare, intelligent and competent leaders, and the fact that there is…
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days: Help Me Find the Boyfriend I Lost in Ikea
Kara Boyari has been searching for her missing boyfriend Jason, that she lost in Ikea, for 10 days now, and things are starting to look…
Inventor of the Phrase “Where’s My Hug?” Granted Nobel Prize for Worst Person
At long last, the eggheads in Sweden have spoken! Retired pharmaceutical representative Tripp Mason, 62, of Stamford, Connecticut will finally be recognized for his achievements…
“It’s Okay, No Man I’ve Ever Known Has Had a Top Sheet Either” Your Mother Consoles You
You haven’t been this excited in months. You went on a few amazing dates with this hot ass dude from Tinder, and since he slept…