Category: LOVE
Are You Getting Into Heaven? A Council of Your Exes Will Decide
God has spoken and she has decided to absolve herself of any resentment from the decision between a life of eternal happiness or endless suffering….
Woman Goes Completely Zero-Waste Except for Her Trash Boyfriend
Jacquie Ramos cares about the environment more than most people. That’s why she’s committed to making her carbon footprint as small as possible. For the…
New Dating App for People Who Refuse Therapy Called Un-Hinge
Studies show one in five relationships end because at least one partner refuses to work through their childhood trauma. Now no one has to worry…
Shout Out to Santa Claus: The Ultimate Sugar Daddy
In the pursuit of love, everyone knows the best way to get to someone’s heart is through material goods. Many old men try to bribe…
So You’re Attracted to Borat: Now What?
It’s a tale as old as time: boy stars in a movie, girl falls in love with boy, boy is Borat. For many of us,…
5 Steps to Convincing Yourself This Guy’s Dirty Fingernails Are From Woodworking
1. Evaluate the outfit. Flannels are a green light for lumberjack fantasies. Doesn’t matter that you’re in the hipster section of Old Navy. Doesn’t matter…
A Guide to Dating White Male Comedians
Let’s face it, ladies and them-thlemans: it’s pretty slim pickings when it comes to dating nowadays. With all our favorite watering holes shuttered and the…
Charcuterie Board Fills Emotional Void That No Man Could
It’s been…a hard seven months. In. So. Many. Damn. Ways. You had your birthday via Zoom in March, and another six for your friends since….
Help! My Husband’s 23andMe Results Show He’s a Fuckboy
A few months ago, I thought it would be fun for my husband and I to get our DNA analyzed. So I enthusiastically ordered two…
Couple Who Owes Everyone Money Buys $300 Halloween Costumes
Megan and Tray just want to have a really good time at the two Halloween parties they are attending this year. As we know from…