Category: FOOD
The Best Wine Pairings for the Awful Taste 2020 Has Put in Your Mouth
What is that AWFUL taste? Maybe it’s bad breath. Or maybe it’s the combination of fear, sadness and rage that 2020 has put in your…
10 Childhood Snacks That Need to Be Brought Back During Quarantine
Staying at home sure makes me hungry… and nostalgic. Thanks to Dunkaroos for coming back in full force when we truly needed them. But what…
I Shop at Dollar Tree Followed by Whole Foods Because I’m Bougie, but on a Budget
I’ve realized, I’m at that age where real furniture is essential to my apartment. That old college dorm plastic crate way of life, has been…
Middle Aged Man Can’t Believe His Waitress is Seeing Other Tables
I don’t want to be jealous or anything…but my waitress is seeing other tables. When I first started coming to this joint, I was seated…
Medical Professionals Say a Virtual Happy Hour a Day Will Keep Corona Away
Most of us are starving for dates with our friends to the local bar for five-dollar vodka sodas at 5:00 PM on a Tuesday, or…
Feelings of Vulnerability Skyrocket After Targeted Ads Suggest Both Laxatives and Velveeta
You turn on your favorite trash TV show—the perfect episode that will allow you to scroll on social media for the entirety of it. I…
Free Tacos and TV?! A Guide to Quarantine Freebies
The world is in a never ending game of hot lava. Hot Lava is what I’m calling quarantine, by the way, go ahead and try…
All the Bad Things You Do To Your Body That Green Smoothies Will Totally Fix
Turns out a smoothie that is mostly dairy and sugar, in order to mask the taste of kale, is a magical elixir that can reverse…
Woman Cures Seasonal Depression By Making Oatmeal at Midnight
Does the sun set too early? Is the cold bringing you down? Do you need a quick, simple and healthy reminder of why life is…
Local Woman in Danger After Realizing She Can’t Just Eat “One More Triscuit”
Providence, Rhode Island. 10:11 AM. No one answers the door, but it is unlocked. I walk into an apartment furnished with empty Triscuit boxes. It…