Category: EW MEN
We Know “The Crown” is Fiction, But Prince Charles is Still the Worst
If there is one thing we learned during this pandemic, it is that binge-watching Netflix can be remarkably life-affirming. Before we only binge watched when…
The Term “Pussy” Equated with Weakness, Yet Men Worldwide Can’t Handle an Eyebrow Wax
Honestly, how the hell did this even start? We hear it every day. Everyone has some version of it. “Wow, don’t be such a pussy,”…
Sk8er Boi Achieves His Final Form: Visor Dad
Hey there. It’s me… you know, Sk8er Boi! You know, from the song, “He was a sk8er boi, she said see you later boy” …….
Woman Goes Completely Zero-Waste Except for Her Trash Boyfriend
Jacquie Ramos cares about the environment more than most people. That’s why she’s committed to making her carbon footprint as small as possible. For the…
Local Man Forgets His Own Birthday, Mad At You For Some Reason
“What the hell, babe? Why didn’t you tell me my birthday was yesterday?” cried Ryan Martin, 38, to his long-time live-in girlfriend, Jenn. Since getting…
5 Steps to Convincing Yourself This Guy’s Dirty Fingernails Are From Woodworking
1. Evaluate the outfit. Flannels are a green light for lumberjack fantasies. Doesn’t matter that you’re in the hipster section of Old Navy. Doesn’t matter…
Man Who is “Working on Himself” Actually Just Taking Supplements Banned By the UFC
“I promise babe, I’m going to do better! I’ll work on myself! You just need to hang in there and support me while I change.”…
A Guide to Dating White Male Comedians
Let’s face it, ladies and them-thlemans: it’s pretty slim pickings when it comes to dating nowadays. With all our favorite watering holes shuttered and the…
Man Dubbed King Of Health After Commenting “Stop Glorifying Obesity” On Every Lizzo Post
Sometimes, hard work does pay off. Seth Nelson from Fresno, CA received high honors after being dubbed the King of Health by the National Office…
Help! My Husband’s 23andMe Results Show He’s a Fuckboy
A few months ago, I thought it would be fun for my husband and I to get our DNA analyzed. So I enthusiastically ordered two…