Category: LIFESTYLE
How Many Hair Products Do I Need To Use to Convince Myself I’m Not Unemployed?
It’s the world of COVID-19, and all we want to do is COVID-WhineTeen. We’ve been laid off from our jobs, and it’s basically impossible…
The Best Wine Pairings for the Awful Taste 2020 Has Put in Your Mouth
What is that AWFUL taste? Maybe it’s bad breath. Or maybe it’s the combination of fear, sadness and rage that 2020 has put in your…
Inventor of the Phrase “Where’s My Hug?” Granted Nobel Prize for Worst Person
At long last, the eggheads in Sweden have spoken! Retired pharmaceutical representative Tripp Mason, 62, of Stamford, Connecticut will finally be recognized for his achievements…
Woman to Finally Become Happy After Buying One More Soap
Kendra Rahmann has 15 spare bar soaps and 7 dispensers of liquid soap in her bathroom closet. The varieties range from small batch goat’s milk…
Woman Unsure Where Toxic Thoughts End, Toxic Reality Begins
Melanie Soto has been stewing in some really negative energy recently, but she’s having a hard time locating the source. Melanie’s baseline skews a bit…
I Shop at Dollar Tree Followed by Whole Foods Because I’m Bougie, but on a Budget
I’ve realized, I’m at that age where real furniture is essential to my apartment. That old college dorm plastic crate way of life, has been…
8 Things Not to Say to Your Biracial Friend
She’s your ride or die. Your all you can drink mimosa buddy. The shoulder that you cry on and tells you how it is. You…
Woman Claims She’ll Put the Toilet Paper on the Holder “Next Time I Go”
You’re working from home. Maybe you pee every twenty minutes to step away from the computer, maybe you just drank too much iced coffee this…
Oral Surgery and Other Things I Miss From Life Before the Pandemic
Life today sure looks different than life just a few months ago. The ways in which we work, socialize, and view the world around us…
How to Feel Sexy on Day Three of That Time of the Month
Man oh man, it’s that time.That time of the month when you cry for no reason, are a bitch to your best friend, feel (and…