Category: LIFESTYLE
Woman Fails to Cultivate Air of Mystery Because She Loves to Overshare
It’s the ultimate fantasy: to walk into a room, descending a grand marble staircase in a flowing gown, smiling seductively. Like the Mona Lisa with…
AOC Is 30 and Takes Down White Male Congressmen, I’m 30 and Still Afraid of the Dark
We all saw it go viral, as we sat in our seats internally screaming, “YASSSSS!!” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, more often known as the legendary AOC, absolutely…
Woman Startled to Discover That “Detoxing” Just Means Pooping Yourself
A local woman has revealed a groundbreaking conspiracy theory that, if believed by the masses, would likely change how many women between the ages of…
Ultra Feminist Mom Hides Pink Razors So Son Doesn’t Find Out She Secretly Shaves
If you are one of those moms who insists on making sure you male offspring will not become the next generation of Chads, this story…
This Woman’s Intersectional Feminism Somehow Only Includes Hot People?
For years, Clara Wozniak has been using her online platform to promote intersectional feminist ideals. A social media influencer, Wozniak understands that feminist activism needs…
Middle Aged Car Regrets Bumper Sticker From Youth
I got started with with a tribute to my grandma, who died in a bad accident with an 18 wheeler. After we paid our respects,…
Astrology Isn’t Real? Who Is Responsible for All My Personality Flaws Then?
I’ve seen a lot of hubbub lately surrounding the ancient celestial practice of astrology. Mostly about how it “isn’t real.” Oh yeah? Astrology isn’t real?…
How to Delude Yourself Into Believing You’re On a Fancy Vacation
You’re not going anywhere this summer. And passing judgement on everyone else who’s risked getting on a plane for some beach time isn’t as fulfilling…
QUIZ: Is Your Baby Old Enough to be Left With a Sitter Who Will Fart Nonstop on the Couch for Six Hours?
Choosing when to introduce your baby to a sitter can be a stressful decision. Some new parents may want to expedite the process so they…
Generic Woman With Generic Name Complains About Being Forgotten
Christina feels forgettable. She has evidence of this. Sometimes someone will smile at her and sincerely say, “It was so nice to meet you.” She…