Category: LIFESTYLE
White Woman Named Laura Feeling Excluded From Publicity for Karens
There are Karens everywhere now, and I know a lot of Karens myself. My sister is Karen, my sister-in-law is Karen, my aunt is Karen,…
Woman Returns to Work For One Day, Already Stole Coworker’s Yogurt
Shanley Fitzpatrick has recently returned to work at a mid-size insurance company. “It felt a little odd to come back to work in person again…
Local Woman Takes Advantage of Climate Change with Hot “Patiyoga”
I recently went and experienced the hottest, and I do mean HOTTEST trend in fitness right now, Hot Patiyoga! I took a class and caught…
Oh Look! The Rudest Person You Know Came Out as an Empath
Oh, this is rich. I mean, you just can’t make this shit up. The absolute worst, most heinous, debilitatingly annoying person you know just came…
Woman Judged by Jesus Portrait While Trying to Masturbate in Grandparents’ House
After a 2 week quarantine and 2 day road trip, at last I’ve settle into my grandparents’ spare room. Everyone’s asleep at this, the witching…
“Keep the Drama on the Stage” Declares Your Toxic Roommate
We’ve all been there. We’ve all lived with the epitome of toxic, the Regina George, the girl who preaches about not being passive aggressive, but…
Being a Cocktail Waitress Was Hard, But Carrying a Bucket of Someone Else’s Puke Made It All Worth It
Once upon a time, I was a cocktail waitress at a blues bar that was open until 4am. I have memories. Some weird. Some terrible….
Local Groomzilla Devastated About Postponed Wedding After He Booked Only the Band
Local man Andre Vespo is in a state of disbelief after his wedding was postponed, due to the virus. “I had to stop playing my…
Which Stores Don’t Enforce Masks and More Places for Your Mom To Meet Your Next Stepdad
While wearing a face covering is mandatory in 34 states, it’s up to store employees to enforce it with customers. After explosive encounters went viral,…
Dress to Get His Attention So Your Friend Can Rob Him
Every friend group has that one girl that everyone else is jealous of. She has it all; a boyfriend, a debit card, and a host…