Category: LIFESTYLE
“I Can’t Believe It’s Been a Year Since My Wedding!” Says Woman Who Forgot How Time Works
At first, MaKaliegh Lynn Grosser-Beck could not believe it had been a month since she said “I do” to her best friend. According to MaKaliegh’s…
10 Things I Wish I Hadn’t Learned About Myself in Isolation
We here in Los Angeles have been (somewhat unsuccessfully) at this for a few (SINCE MARCH!) months now. Here are some of the things I…
5 Renovation Projects to Fantasize About Because Home Ownership is Not in the Cards, Hun
If you owned a home, now would be a great time to really invest in your space and spruce it up. The warm weather makes…
Is It Just Me or Is Grandpa’s Vow Renewal Coming off as a Little Desperate?
Listen gramps, I just want to start by saying, You totally should live your best life….but I have to say that this whole vow renewal…
Aw Sweetie, That’s Not Actually a Nice Apartment, It Just Has Exposed Brick
Wow! Your best friend is looking for new apartments in the city, and, shocker, she’s a little blind to the realities of housing! Little does…
Brain Goes on Strike Until Demands of Basic Self-Care Are Met
The representatives from the Brain Union have declared that they are going to go on strike until their demands of basic self-care and nutrition are…
Woman in Quarantine Would Give First Born Child to Put on Spanx Again
Sources say a local woman has expressed downright outrage about her inability to “dress to impress” during quarantine, and she has said some “pretty extreme…
“My Sage Ritual Is Definitely What Has Protected Me From COVID” Says Woman With Millions of Dollars
I’ve always been an advocate of self-care. I believe it’s every individual’s responsibility to take every available step to achieve optimal wellness, even if taking…
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days: Help Me Find the Boyfriend I Lost in Ikea
Kara Boyari has been searching for her missing boyfriend Jason, that she lost in Ikea, for 10 days now, and things are starting to look…
Local Woman Enters Rigorous Training Program to Prepare Comebacks For “Next Time”
A local woman is mentally preparing day and night for a confrontation with a coworker that may never happen. Melanie Griffith, no relation to the…