Category: LIFESTYLE
American Birth Rates Are Declining, So How Are There This Many Kids in Target?
American fertility rates have plummeted to an all-time low, due to a combination of factors. On average, Americans are getting married later in life, a…
New Self-Driving Car Has Authentic “American” Setting and Cannot Parallel Park
There are many differences between European and American drivers. European drivers love their stickshifts so much that they keep adding on to them – even a…
Woman Banned From Facebook for Calling Her Friend a “Dumb Slut” Says Censorship Has Gone Too Far
If you’re not an overly political or vulgar person, you may think Facebook’s censorship rules don’t apply to you. I’m not here to threaten or…
Are You an Introvert, Extrovert, or My Elderly Neighbor Larry?
Some say there are only two types of people: introverts and extroverts. Yet, this doesn’t account for a third, incredible option; my elderly neighbor Larry….
It’s Confirmed! Not Even a First-Degree Burn is Worse Than People Who Talk on Speakerphone in Public!
Oh, honey. Oh, sweetie. How do I put this delicately? The worst thing that cellphones have brought us is the “art” of talking on speakerphone…
I Asked for a Palm Reading and Got Diagnosed with Eczema
A proud woman of science, I’ve never been one to indulge in New Age fads. When my friends splurge on tarot readings and giant floor…
Woman Who Can’t Remember Your Pronouns Somehow Remembers Every TikTok Dance
You introduced yourself with them, they’re in every social media bio you have, and you even have a quirky little pin on your denim jacket…
You Have Guests Staying at Your House; How Discretely Can You Take a Shit?
Now that the world is opening up a little more every day, you’re likely going to have some guests over at your house. Whether it…
How to Perfectly Arrange Your Bed Pillows Once Then Leave Them on the Floor Forever
If you’re in the market for a bedroom upgrade, the easiest place to start is your bed. It’s the focal point that can tie your…
Dog You Got During Quarantine Has Some Fucking Questions About Why You’re Job Searching Again
Dear Mom, I think it’s time we have a chat. Yeah, I know. You think I don’t notice, but I always do. You are getting…