Category: LIFESTYLE
Why I Sleep with a Stuffed Animal to Connect with My Inner Child But Put It Away If Anyone Remotely Fuckable Comes Over
I’ve been sleeping with a stuffed animal my whole life, and it’s a comforting guilty pleasure I’d recommend it to anyone. My animal is Bun…
Friend Complaining About Migraine Also Wearing Headband the Size of a Lampshade
It seems like everyone has a professional medical opinion lately, but every friend group has their own dedicated hypochondriac who has been illness-obsessed since way…
Lower Back Feeling Worse Than Yesterday But Not As Bad As Tomorrow
Thanks to a sedentary lifestyle that you would never choose in a million years if you didn’t desperately need the paycheck, your lower back is…
9 Cute DIY Ways to Stop Sweating Your Non-Existent Balls Off
Mother nature is having HOT FLASHES! She’s had her children and she’s ready to move on to her next stage in life. A nice retirement,…
Woman Who Only Consumes Cop Shows and True Crime Podcasts Shocked People Think She’s Pro-Police
It’s time we have the tough conversation. I have ACAB in my Instagram and Twitter bio. I bought a book about race from an independent…
Exasperated Mom Starts GoFundMe to Pay for Teenager to Go to The Moon… For 5 Years Minimum
I love my son as much as any mom can love a monosyllabic teenager – and saying “monosyllabic” takes longer than the average time my…
I Accidentally Hit Mr. Right With My Toyota; Now What?
For those of us not blessed with the “lovability gene” that makes everyone flock to our sides and propose on the spot, finding a life…
I Believe My Kids’ Names Should Reflect My Values, So Meet Panera and White Silence
I’ve always been a name buff. In my family, we all have R-names (shoutout Rita, Roger, Randi, and Rotarie!) So I knew my own children…
“Hey How Are Things!” Types Woman Absolutely Desperate to Get Railed
When Lisa Schmidt texted her acquaintance, Theo, she managed to play it very cool by firing off a simple, five word text: hey how are…
The 10 Best Crystals For Finding Your Inner Calm After Your Boss Said Your Master’s Degree Doesn’t Matter
1. Labradorite: This pearly blue beauty treats gut health and relieves anxiety. Even though it looks like it tastes like Blue Curacao, it doesn’t. You’ll…