Category: LIFESTYLE
Weird How My Birthday is in 35 Days and None of You Have Said Anything
Fine. Fine! Okay, I’ll say it. You’re all being insane. You’re all being terrible people and monsters and bad friends. None of you have said…
The Metric System: A Dystopian Fantasy?
Remember the movie Fahrenheit 451? Me neither. This less than excellent film was based on the 1953 book by Ray Bradbury, which is usually described…
The Best Types of Music to Listen To While Sitting on the Toilet and Researching Plastic Surgeons
Most people are all set with their favorite driving playlist, workout playlist, and even hook-up playlist. But there’s a super common, universal activity that many…
Thank God Zoom is Dying Because I’m Over These 6 Types of Zoomers
We’ve all spent over a year learning the ins and outs of Zoom (like how to “touch up” our appearance, hide non-video participants or make…
6 Clown Costumes to Wear While Thinking About Your Ex
1. Pierot If a french film could be a clown- it would be a pierrot. Black and white, sensitive, and artistic. This is the greatest…
“Hot Girl Summer is Coming,” Says Woman Who Hasn’t Moved From Her Couch in a Year
Well, would ya look at that? Isn’t it just the consequences of our actions, am I right? This damn pandemic is getting the best of…
My Friend Got Good News, How Can I Make This About Me?
“Congrats! So happy for you! It couldn’t have happened to a better person!” These are all things we say when a dear friend shares their…
This 9-Step Skin Care Routine Doesn’t Work, But I Can’t Judge, Because Neither Do I
I recently invested in a skin care routine that is supposed to make me look youthful, hydrated, well-rested, even-toned, and clear. In actuality, though, it…
Grandma Wants to Know If You Received the Gift She Hasn’t Sent Yet
According to a phone conversation you had this afternoon, your grandma was just checking in to see if you got the gift she got you…
Cool Things I Can Do Now That I Got Microchipped…I Mean Vaccinated
Have you gotten your Fauci-Ouchy yet? You totally should. Not because it is the best way to protect your community from a global air-born virus….