Category: LIFESTYLE
How to Achieve Bouncy Romantic Curls…For Nobody to See Because You’ve Been Avoiding Human Contact Since March 2020
Just because there’s a pandemic, doesn’t mean you can’t revel in luxurious, romantic, bouncy curls. Here are some styling tips to achieve your dream hair…
“Celebrating 624 and a Half Days Til We Get Married,” Says Woman Looking for an Excuse To Post Her Engagement Photos
You guessed it! Another woman on your feed has been caught trying to balance the desperate need to post her engagement photos, her desire to…
Vaccinated Woman Can’t Wait to Go Everywhere With Her New Yorker Bag Again
Now that she’s vaccinated, Shelly Crowley can’t wait to enjoy public spaces again. An extrovert who feeds off the energy of others, Crowley is excited…
Funny Sounding Words I Say to Myself to Ward Off Impending Doom
Can’t believe we surpassed one whole year of the pandemic? Looking at Florida and Texas, wondering why we even need them in the union anyway?…
I Was Born A Bitcoin Miner’s Daughter
I was born a Bitcoin miner’s daughter In a suburb of a city near the water. We were poor, but we had fast WiFi. That’s…
Eco-Friendly Couple Breaks Up After Fight Over Plastic Bags
Being eco-friendly is hard enough at any time, but figuring out what can be recycled has somehow become extra stressful during the pandemic. I guess…
Mysterious! 4 Theories on How Your “Broke” Roommate Can Afford All Those Plants
You and your roommate jest about how broke you both are during these trying times. Oh, you laugh at and relate to each other’s financial…
That Anti-Aging Serum Isn’t Going to Make Up for the Fact That an Entire Generation Hates the Way You Part Your Hair
So, you’re 30 years old. The Y2K days feel like yesterday, but they were really twenty years ago?! You feel assured about who you are…
Amazing! Woman Re-Learns How to Order Avocado Toast in Person
It’s been a really long time. She doesn’t know if she can do it. She fears she may have forgotten how. Since the global pandemic…
I’m Such an Old Soul, Except When it Comes to My Interests in Clothes, Art, and Literature
Sure I may only be 14, but I’m super world-weary, which automatically qualifies me as an old soul. It sucks! I just don’t fit in…