Category: LIFESTYLE
Is it Your Zodiac Sign or Are You Just a Loser?
Do you ever wonder if the reason everything is so fucked up in your life is because of your zodiac sign? Something to do with…
Woman Devastated She Can’t Permanently Destroy Any Friendships at Coachella This Year
Marlene Kemp is devastated that she has to wait yet another year before she can experience Coachella again. A veteran of the music festival, Kemp…
My Friend Recommended This Non-Waterproof Mascara, Despite the Fact That I’ve Cried Every Day of This Pandemic
Wow, I’m hurt. I’m truly, truly offended. How dare she. How dare that (however awesome) friend in my life do something so evil, so malevolent,…
How to Break the Codependent Relationship You Have with Your Cat
It’s been a long quarantine, your cat has been there with you through it all and your relationship shows it. Have you started to scream…
6 Face Masks That Would Also Make a Great Sandwich Spread
Have you ever looked up “DIY face mask” and realized you have eaten some of these masks for dinner? Sometimes we have to treat our…
So You Cut Your Hair and None of Your Friends Explicitly Said They Like It: Now What?
The unthinkable has happened. Every human being’s worst nightmare. You’ve been through the wringer, and it didn’t make you stronger, it just made you worse….
How to Kill ‘Em With Kindness (And, When That Doesn’t Work, Murder)
When someone wrongs you, it can be easy to lose your cool and go off. But if you want the situation to go your way,…
6 Quarantine Impulse Buys I Don’t Completely Regret
Instead of thinking about the psychological effects of a year in quarantine, I am choosing instead to make a list of the most BELOVED items…
“Being Gay Isn’t A Personality,” Says Woman Whose Only Friends Are Plants
Local wet-human-saltine-cracker and overzealous plant mom, Christina Weinfordner, is exercising being a loud and proud woman in the worst way possible. Christina is making it…
Woman Doesn’t Have the Strength to Untangle Necklace, But Can Definitely Get on Her Peloton
What is it? What is so damn hard about finding the #strength to untangle a necklace? I don’t know about you, but I usually try…