Category: LIFESTYLE
8 Types of Outdoor Dining That Make You Say “Wait, That’s Literally a House”
During the winter months of Covid, many were able to bear witness to the deep and tragic irony of outdoor dining. After years of being…
Couple Gets Married in Ikea After Three Visits Without Having a Fight
There was a time when Sweden meant porn, Volvos, Abba, or even saunas. But mainly porn. Not anymore. With the rise of the Swedish giant…
The Term “Pussy” Equated with Weakness, Yet Men Worldwide Can’t Handle an Eyebrow Wax
Honestly, how the hell did this even start? We hear it every day. Everyone has some version of it. “Wow, don’t be such a pussy,”…
Instagram Influencer Refuses to Take Stance on Anything Except Skincare Regimen
We’ve all heard it before. “Hey you guys! A lot of you have been asking about what my skincare routine is, so I just want…
Unbelievable: Your Least Favorite Person from High School is Normal Now
This sucks: your least favorite person from high school is normal now. It has recently come to your attention that the least cherished, most hated,…
New TikTok Dance To “Taps” A Great Way to Ruin Grandpa’s Funeral
TikTok teens are at it again, and this time, everyone is dying for their chance to get in on the fun! When 17-year-old Carmela noticed…
Age of Aquarius: What it Means and How to Use it as an Excuse For Absolutely Everything
The moon, the sun and some planets are moving into a new alignment. This means your life will most likely remain the same…except you will…
Celebrity Struggles to Find Acceptably “Middle Class” Background for Zoom Interview
My agent gave me a ring and offered me a chance to be on the Tonight Show. Jimmy is one of my closest friends so…
Take These 6 Vitamins For the Most Expensive Pee Ever!
Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina may smell like flowers and be your favorite $75 candle, but have you ever thought about her pee… Me either. But if…
Wait, If There’s a Vaccine, Does That Mean I Have to Start Going Out and Wearing Bras Again?
Well, I mean…it’s great. It truly is. This is the vaccine we’ve been waiting for, for a year. But somehow, you’re a little hesitant. Not…