Category: LIFESTYLE
“Why is She Taking a Selfie With a Leaf?” And Other Ways to Spot an Urbanite in Suburbia
The city dwellers have left their natural habitat and have wandered into the wild of your suburban town. Don’t worry, they are mostly harmless, if…
Which is Worse: Being Buried Alive or South Dakota?
Okay fine, the title may seem extreme. You might think to yourself, “But South Dakota is just a state! How can it be worse than…
I Accidentally Touched a Butt in Costco and Now I Can Never Buy in Bulk Again
When a person brags about having a Costco card but hardly ever shops there (unless crab legs are on sale, or you just wanna buy…
Blessed Beyond Measure: The COVID-Fifteen Went Straight to My Chest
Oh please, the title’s just to fool you. That was to make you feel inferior to me for just a split second before I broke…
After Almost a Year of Unemployment Woman Finally Stops Using Expression “I’m Good!”
LOS ANGELES: Like most people, 34-year-old Chelsea Brule has had a hell of a year. “I lost my job, my girlfriend moved out, my skin…
Why Are You Taking Me on a Hike? I Wasn’t Rude Once This Morning
The audacity. The pure raging, hateful audacity of your roommate. The one who shook you to your core as you rolled out of bed at…
New Dating App for People Who Refuse Therapy Called Un-Hinge
Studies show one in five relationships end because at least one partner refuses to work through their childhood trauma. Now no one has to worry…
I Want Women to Succeed, But Only When They’re Me
Hello, my name is Bethany Snorp, and this is my proposal for a new way of living and thinking. I hope you like it very…
“How Are You Doing?” to Land Differently This Holiday Season
Oh, lord almighty. You decided to do it – go home to your parents’ place for the holidays. Given COVID, you were a bit hesitant,…
I Gave Up on Learning French and Now I Have to File a Harassment Order Against the Owl From Duolingo
I, a citizen suffering from quarantine fatigue, would like to apply for an order of harassment against Duo, the owl of Duolingo. During quarantine, many…