Category: LIFESTYLE
Concerned Amazon Cart Stages a Panic Buying Intervention
Hello, How are you coping in quarantine? Just kidding, I already know. This is your Amazon cart here. Sorry, this isn’t about the status of…
Free Tacos and TV?! A Guide to Quarantine Freebies
The world is in a never ending game of hot lava. Hot Lava is what I’m calling quarantine, by the way, go ahead and try…
Spam and Karaoke! 6 Ways to Celebrate API Heritage Month in Quarantine
It’s May! HAPPY ASIAN AND PACIFIC ISLANDER AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH! It’s hard to feel celebratory with all APAH-love events of past years being cancelled and the…
Thousands of Protesters Across The Country Try To Figure Out What Exactly They Are Protesting
Americans rally in the streets from coast-to-coast. Even Ohio and Michigan, two states famous for never getting any action, are getting in on the action….
Dying Grandma Won’t Allow Visitors Because She “Doesn’t Look Hot”
Listen, sweetie, your ma told me you want to go visit nanna… The doctors don’t know yet. They’re doing tests. Tests, lots of tests. Let’s…
Woman Gets Burner Phone So She Can FaceTime With Herself
Clarissa Guzman has been feely particularly lonely this past month. Logically, she knew everyone was going through an equally tough time in isolation, but she…
I Never Thought I’d be Flicking it to NY Press Briefings But Here We Are
Quarantine has brought a lot of problematic things to the surface. I’m not talking about our lack of infrastructure, adequate healthcare and social welfare systems…
I’m Not a Regular Karen, I’m a Karen with an Undercut
Look me up and down. Really take me in. Ice-blonde bob and all. What words come to mind? PTA Meeting? Neighbor who calls the cops?…
“You’re Not Fat, You’re Beautiful,” Best Friend Says After Completely Missing the Point
It’s 8 o’clock on a Friday night. You’re getting ready to go to the bars in town with your ride-or-die BFF, and it’s happening. You…
Help! My Boyfriend Calls Every Dog He Sees A “Bitch”
Dear Maya, I love my boyfriend. He’s super cuddly, and he’s always so excited to see me when I come by his place. Unfortunately, he’s…