Wall Street Worried Next Round of Stimulus Checks Will be Invested Wisely
In its heyday, the way to learn how to “play” the stock market was to get a degree from an elite school and work on…
6 Quarantine Impulse Buys I Don’t Completely Regret
Instead of thinking about the psychological effects of a year in quarantine, I am choosing instead to make a list of the most BELOVED items…
“Being Gay Isn’t A Personality,” Says Woman Whose Only Friends Are Plants
Local wet-human-saltine-cracker and overzealous plant mom, Christina Weinfordner, is exercising being a loud and proud woman in the worst way possible. Christina is making it…
Woman Doesn’t Have the Strength to Untangle Necklace, But Can Definitely Get on Her Peloton
What is it? What is so damn hard about finding the #strength to untangle a necklace? I don’t know about you, but I usually try…
10 Airports To Propose In That Will Guarantee Your Lover Says No
In December 2020, when former “Mayor Pete” Buttigieg was announced to be President Biden’s new Transport Secretary, he suggested his transport expertise was evidenced by…
QUIZ: Is He Giving You the Floor to Speak or Just Listening to a Podcast in His AirPods?
If the man you’re speaking with seems uncharacteristically quiet, it could be an encouraging sign that he’s trying to become a more active listener. Otherwise,…
Sheila Carrasco Dives Into the Struggle of Self-Identity in Hilarious Solo Show “Anyone But Me”
Sheila Carrasco was just announced as a co-star in Ghosts, a new show on CBS. But that’s not all the actress and writer is up…
Breaking News! Generic White Man Believes His Below Average Comedy Set is Pure Genius
Reporters have been outside Broadway Comedy Club for hours, trying to get a lead on the story that has been not surprising to viewers nationwide….
Woman Refuses to Dip into Hoarded Collection of Office Supplies, Writes on the Back of Old Envelopes Instead
One year into lockdown, and I have to admit I don’t miss working from my office all that much. Sure, my colleagues are fun, but…
10 Foods That Make Great Non-Binary Names
1. Basil Really any kind of herb is a fantastic substitute for whatever garbage name your mom gave you at birth. Listen to how great…
