Woman Worried About Vaccine Rollout, Claims She’s “Too Feral to Be Let Back Into Society”
I get how the vaccine rollout is bringing everyone a lot of hope and joy. For me, it just fills me with terror. At this…
Anna LaMadrid Combines Comedy and Biology in Captivating Solo Play “The Oxy Complex”
Hilarious actress and writer Anna LaMadrid has been seen on screen in Vida Love (Starz), Love, Victor (Hulu), and Grey’s Anatomy (ABC), but she is…
Relationship Goals! This Woman Has a Boyfriend
What? How? Why? Who? These are the questions that entered our collective hive mind when we learned of this groundbreaking shift in reality. Somehow, against…
Amazing! This Woman Can Predict the Future By Reading The Makeup Lines On Your Mask
A tarot card or birth chart reading is a perfect way to make specific and outlandish assumptions about your future based on a series of…
5 Cute Vintage Pieces That Smell Like King Tut’s Sarcophagus
If you want to lower your fashion carbon footprint, try some of these stylish vintage pieces! Incidentally, if you wear these items, you will also…
Hollywood Finally Reveals Why They Think We Want James Corden in Everything
Since 2015 when James Corden was plucked from The UK and dropped into the host chair of “The Late Late Show” to fill Craig Ferguson’s…
I Do My Part to Support Small Business By Only Shoplifting Local
As brick and mortar small businesses become increasingly fragile in our modern world, it feels like the responsibility to nurture these beloved mom and pop…
6 Home Makeover Shows That Will Spit in Your Face and Call You Broke
Everyone loves a good makeover! However, when the makeover is so good that it brings you up a class level…feelings start to get hurt. In…
Woman “Shocked” to Discover She Has Multiple Cavities, Hasn’t Gone to the Dentist Since High School
After years of avoiding the truth, local woman Lucille Phillips finally went to her twice-annual dentist appointment—for the first time in “ten-ish years.” Sources say…
Grown Woman Can’t Recall Anything From High School Math Other Than “That Day We Got Pizza for Pi Day”
High school math and I went together about as well as sleep and doomscrolling on Twitter. It always felt like an uphill climb… in the…
