Is it Your Zodiac Sign or Are You Just a Loser?
Do you ever wonder if the reason everything is so fucked up in your life is because of your zodiac sign? Something to do with…
Woman Devastated She Can’t Permanently Destroy Any Friendships at Coachella This Year
Marlene Kemp is devastated that she has to wait yet another year before she can experience Coachella again. A veteran of the music festival, Kemp…
New Gun Control Law Requires All Gun Owners to Shoot Self in Foot Before Purchase
In an out of character act of compromise, the US government has reached a conclusion on how to maintain Second Amendment Rights while promoting gun…
Hate Beer but Love Drinking Vinegar? Here’s 4 Hard Kombuchas You Might Enjoy!
Are you a hipster who hates the taste of PBR? Tired of going to craft breweries and gulping down a terrible tasting drink just to…
My Friend Recommended This Non-Waterproof Mascara, Despite the Fact That I’ve Cried Every Day of This Pandemic
Wow, I’m hurt. I’m truly, truly offended. How dare she. How dare that (however awesome) friend in my life do something so evil, so malevolent,…
Ovulating Egg Shocked There Are No Takers
Listen, I don’t want to sound ungrateful here. I know I was chosen out of hundreds to be this month’s egg. I understand the magnitude….
How to Break the Codependent Relationship You Have with Your Cat
It’s been a long quarantine, your cat has been there with you through it all and your relationship shows it. Have you started to scream…
6 Face Masks That Would Also Make a Great Sandwich Spread
Have you ever looked up “DIY face mask” and realized you have eaten some of these masks for dinner? Sometimes we have to treat our…
So You Cut Your Hair and None of Your Friends Explicitly Said They Like It: Now What?
The unthinkable has happened. Every human being’s worst nightmare. You’ve been through the wringer, and it didn’t make you stronger, it just made you worse….
How to Kill ‘Em With Kindness (And, When That Doesn’t Work, Murder)
When someone wrongs you, it can be easy to lose your cool and go off. But if you want the situation to go your way,…
