Happy St. Patrick’s Day! 5 Ways to Make Drinking Alone at Home “Festive”
Saint Patrick’s Day is tomorrow! Listen, you could go to an outdoor patio and socially distance as you get so drunk you end up with…
Local Pharmacist Really Loving All This Attention Lately
Well, well, well. Look who EVERYONE suddenly wants to talk to. That’s right, it’s me: Imogen Glump, local pharmacist extraordinaire. Suddenly I’m not just the…
Breaking News! Character on TV Show Has Sex Without Going Pee After, Faces No Consequences
How many times have you been watching a movie or TV show with a rad sex scene, and after it’s over the characters just go…
Tragic! This Teacher Has Bad Handwriting, So She’ll Never Go Viral
When fourth-grade teacher Talia Hessman celebrated her 20th year in education this month, she commemorated the moment by posting a video to TikTok, hoping that…
I Used to Be an Extrovert But Now I Prefer Cats
Before the pandemic, I used to be the life of the party. I used to frolic at gatherings and play hostess at dinner parties that…
7 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That are Still Less Offensive Than My Ex-Boyfriends
1. Perfection Salad Originally published in Knox Gelatine: Dainty Dishes for Dainty People, this pretty-as-a-picture recipe holds a few unexpected surprises. Fresh vegetables such as carrots,…
Is He Hot, Or Was He Just Wearing a Nice Suit at That Wedding You Were Drunk At?
It’s called wedding eyes. Or maybe suit eyes. Who’s to say? But there is something miraculous about seeing a man in a suit…even if he…
Talk About Luck! Woman Chooses Only Burner That Doesn’t Set Off Fire Alarm
Brooklyn woman Luisa Mercer has reportedly ripped through her tank top and is shouting for joy on what she deems ”the luckiest day of her…
Things You Can Buy With Your $1,400 Stimulus That’ll Make You Say “Damn, I Wish I Was Canadian”
I get it, times are really tough. It seems like everyone nowadays is unemployed and sad, including myself (though, being a comedy writer, this is…
Brave! Sun-Maid Announces the Woman on the Raisin Box is Bisexual
All around the world, people are applauding one woman’s bravery and authenticity. And that woman is none other than the gorgeous gal you know from…
