I Accidentally Hit Mr. Right With My Toyota; Now What?
For those of us not blessed with the “lovability gene” that makes everyone flock to our sides and propose on the spot, finding a life…
I Left My Fiancé At The Altar Because His Vows Included The Word ‘Irregardless’
In hindsight, there were warning signs. Before I’d even gotten home from our first date, he’d already messaged to say he’d enjoyed hanging out “alot.”…
World Reaches Record Level of Bisexuals After “House of Gucci” Trailer Drops
Countries all over the world have been reduced to chaos thanks to the new House of Gucci trailer that was released late last week. Bisexuals…
Queer Ally? This Dude Only Cums When He’s Absolutely Certain The Other Person Knows Liza Minnelli is Judy Garland’s Daughter
On the surface, local bachelor Ethan Richards may seem like a run-of-the-mill straight guy, thanks to his love of football and video games, and his…
I Believe My Kids’ Names Should Reflect My Values, So Meet Panera and White Silence
I’ve always been a name buff. In my family, we all have R-names (shoutout Rita, Roger, Randi, and Rotarie!) So I knew my own children…
Fraud?! Chef Wins Cooking Show Without Dramatically Throwing Hands In The Air When Time Is Up
Salivating for some heavily scripted reality TV drama, Chopped viewers expressed shock and outrage when contestant Julie Valentine won the competition without frantically jumping back…
“Hey How Are Things!” Types Woman Absolutely Desperate to Get Railed
When Lisa Schmidt texted her acquaintance, Theo, she managed to play it very cool by firing off a simple, five word text: hey how are…
The 10 Best Crystals For Finding Your Inner Calm After Your Boss Said Your Master’s Degree Doesn’t Matter
1. Labradorite: This pearly blue beauty treats gut health and relieves anxiety. Even though it looks like it tastes like Blue Curacao, it doesn’t. You’ll…
American Birth Rates Are Declining, So How Are There This Many Kids in Target?
American fertility rates have plummeted to an all-time low, due to a combination of factors. On average, Americans are getting married later in life, a…
New Self-Driving Car Has Authentic “American” Setting and Cannot Parallel Park
There are many differences between European and American drivers. European drivers love their stickshifts so much that they keep adding on to them – even a…
