Friend Complaining About Migraine Also Wearing Headband the Size of a Lampshade
It seems like everyone has a professional medical opinion lately, but every friend group has their own dedicated hypochondriac who has been illness-obsessed since way…
Lower Back Feeling Worse Than Yesterday But Not As Bad As Tomorrow
Thanks to a sedentary lifestyle that you would never choose in a million years if you didn’t desperately need the paycheck, your lower back is…
Do You Have to Be Queer to Be a Female Soccer Player? No…But it Helps.
There are so many odd, but also oddly correct, stereotypes about lesbians. “Lesbians like to have sex with women.” I mean, duh. “Lesbians are carpet…
My House is Haunted, is it Morally Okay to Date the Ghost?
It’s a question as old as time itself. Yet, one that bears no cut and dry answer. Until now. Hi, I’m Linda Von Smuck, medium…
Love Island to Add Woman Who Wears a Size 6 to Promote Body Positivity
Thick girls, rejoice! You’re about to be repped to death on everyone’s favorite reality show: Love Island! After falling in love with our thin casts,…
9 Cute DIY Ways to Stop Sweating Your Non-Existent Balls Off
Mother nature is having HOT FLASHES! She’s had her children and she’s ready to move on to her next stage in life. A nice retirement,…
Woman Who Only Consumes Cop Shows and True Crime Podcasts Shocked People Think She’s Pro-Police
It’s time we have the tough conversation. I have ACAB in my Instagram and Twitter bio. I bought a book about race from an independent…
Exasperated Mom Starts GoFundMe to Pay for Teenager to Go to The Moon… For 5 Years Minimum
I love my son as much as any mom can love a monosyllabic teenager – and saying “monosyllabic” takes longer than the average time my…
Hero! Ben Affleck Becomes First Divorced Man in Hollywood With Age Appropriate Girlfriend
Men in Hollywood have a bit of a rebound track record. They marry a woman their age, they divorce a decade and a half later,…
4 TikTok Dances to Perform on Your 5150 Gurney
God, social media is basically a full-time job lately. As you scroll through TikTok and notice your posts aren’t doing the numbers you want, that…
