Filmmaker Poppy Gordon Takes “Woke” to a Whole New Level in Satirical Comedy “For Your Consideration”
Writer and director Poppy Gordon has taken the word “woke” to a whole new level in her brand new short For Your Consideration. Written alongside…
Woman Banned From Facebook for Calling Her Friend a “Dumb Slut” Says Censorship Has Gone Too Far
If you’re not an overly political or vulgar person, you may think Facebook’s censorship rules don’t apply to you. I’m not here to threaten or…
Are You an Introvert, Extrovert, or My Elderly Neighbor Larry?
Some say there are only two types of people: introverts and extroverts. Yet, this doesn’t account for a third, incredible option; my elderly neighbor Larry….
It’s Confirmed! Not Even a First-Degree Burn is Worse Than People Who Talk on Speakerphone in Public!
Oh, honey. Oh, sweetie. How do I put this delicately? The worst thing that cellphones have brought us is the “art” of talking on speakerphone…
Local Tesla Driver Loses Case to Ban Priuses From Fast Lane of Highway
You may remember a time when the Toyota Prius was the ultimate virtue-signaling machine, and owners of such hybrid vehicles were characterized by a shared…
Were You Team Jacob, or Did You Spend Your 20s Dating Emotionally Unstable Men?
The other day my therapist, after discussing my dating life at great length, asked me why a smart young woman like myself was inclined to…
I Asked for a Palm Reading and Got Diagnosed with Eczema
A proud woman of science, I’ve never been one to indulge in New Age fads. When my friends splurge on tarot readings and giant floor…
Woman Who Can’t Remember Your Pronouns Somehow Remembers Every TikTok Dance
You introduced yourself with them, they’re in every social media bio you have, and you even have a quirky little pin on your denim jacket…
Research Shows Twitter Users With Egg Profile Picture Are 95% More Likely to Ask You for Feet Pics
ATLANTA, GA – In what many have labeled “the real pandemic,” epidemiologists at the Center for Disease Control (CDC) have been getting closer to uncovering…
You Have Guests Staying at Your House; How Discretely Can You Take a Shit?
Now that the world is opening up a little more every day, you’re likely going to have some guests over at your house. Whether it…
