New Retail Policy States Customers Can Abuse Employees Freely With A Minimum $10 Purchase
Sugma Industries has just implemented a brilliant new business policy that is sure to not only drive up sales, but to ensure capitalist tyrants can…
Happy Pride From the Tween Girl Who Wrote Gay One Direction Fan Fiction in 2013
What’s up 1D stans! It’s me, @HarrysNipples24, in the ripe year of 2021. Can you believe One Direction is almost 11 years old now? Time…
How to Perfectly Arrange Your Bed Pillows Once Then Leave Them on the Floor Forever
If you’re in the market for a bedroom upgrade, the easiest place to start is your bed. It’s the focal point that can tie your…
Yeah, I’m Bisexual for Attention — From My Conservative Grandma
I’ve done a lot of things for attention in my day. It began with being born a Gemini and escalated into breaking my arm in…
Dog You Got During Quarantine Has Some Fucking Questions About Why You’re Job Searching Again
Dear Mom, I think it’s time we have a chat. Yeah, I know. You think I don’t notice, but I always do. You are getting…
“Have You Worked Through Your Past Traumas?” And Other Fun Questions to Ask Your Dating App Match
That’s where we are, y’all. It is where. We. Are. No time for foolin’ around, no time for beating around the bush. You’re either in…
5 Movies That Don’t Have Tiffany Haddish in Them (But We Wish They Did)
Every once in a while a star comes out and becomes the darling of everyone’s eye. Lupita Nyong’o, Eartha Kitt, Cate Blanchett, Cardi B, Jeff…
This Gen Z Influencer Has Already Purchased Her Own Home, and All She Had to Do Was Be Born Rich
Princess–Vivi, a TikTok influencer known for her uncanny ability to look young and beautiful on camera, has just purchased her own home at the age…
Local Lesbian No Longer Oppressed Thanks to Single Rainbow Shirt Being Sold at Walmart
Cancel the Pride parades, ladies! Homophobia is officially #cancelled this year, thanks to a singular rainbow shirt being sold at a local Walmart. Resident lesbian…
Weird How My Birthday is in 35 Days and None of You Have Said Anything
Fine. Fine! Okay, I’ll say it. You’re all being insane. You’re all being terrible people and monsters and bad friends. None of you have said…
