The Metric System: A Dystopian Fantasy?
Remember the movie Fahrenheit 451? Me neither. This less than excellent film was based on the 1953 book by Ray Bradbury, which is usually described…
The Best Types of Music to Listen To While Sitting on the Toilet and Researching Plastic Surgeons
Most people are all set with their favorite driving playlist, workout playlist, and even hook-up playlist. But there’s a super common, universal activity that many…
Thank God Zoom is Dying Because I’m Over These 6 Types of Zoomers
We’ve all spent over a year learning the ins and outs of Zoom (like how to “touch up” our appearance, hide non-video participants or make…
6 Clown Costumes to Wear While Thinking About Your Ex
1. Pierot If a french film could be a clown- it would be a pierrot. Black and white, sensitive, and artistic. This is the greatest…
“Hot Girl Summer is Coming,” Says Woman Who Hasn’t Moved From Her Couch in a Year
Well, would ya look at that? Isn’t it just the consequences of our actions, am I right? This damn pandemic is getting the best of…
Single Lesbian Does Not Like Dogs or Cats, Cannot Create Dating App Profile
It is a tough world out there for non-stereotype-conforming lesbians like myself. Are you actually a lesbian without a pair of nail clippers? (Just kidding….
This Celebrity Scandal Will Shock Your One Friend Who Has Actually Heard of All the Celebrities Involved
There was breaking news in the world of celebrity gossip today, for one very specific fandom, to which not many people belong. The news certainly…
My Friend Got Good News, How Can I Make This About Me?
“Congrats! So happy for you! It couldn’t have happened to a better person!” These are all things we say when a dear friend shares their…
“Love is Blind” is a Terrible Show That I Swear Never to Watch Again…But When is the Second Season Airing?
Remember when we first went into lockdown? Hands up if you thought it was going to be three weeks! I remember sitting on my couch…
This 9-Step Skin Care Routine Doesn’t Work, But I Can’t Judge, Because Neither Do I
I recently invested in a skin care routine that is supposed to make me look youthful, hydrated, well-rested, even-toned, and clear. In actuality, though, it…
