Studies Show 2020 Was All Downhill After The Airing of the Schitt’s Creek Finale
A special report by world-renowned medical reporter Dr. Ben Dover in Washington, DC: 2020 will always be remembered as the year in which a crisis…
2021 New Year’s Resolution: Run, Don’t Walk to the Kitchen for Snacks
Remember back in March when we thought this whole thing was going to last “a couple of weeks”? And then even around April or May,…
New 23andMe Test Reveals Whether or Not You’re Related to the Kardashians
23andMe, based in Sunnyvale, California, is historically known as a genomics and biotechnology company. It was originally created to help people discover whether certain illnesses…
“Maybe This Can be One of Your Christmas Presents” Says Your Mom About Shoes and Also Your Government About Healthcare
Anyone who has celebrated a gift-giving holiday with their parents and asked for something within a month of that day understands: “Maybe that can be…
How to Break the News to Aunt Susan That You Aren’t Into Sloths Anymore
For the fiftieth gift-giving occasion in a row, your Aunt Susan has mailed you a sloth-themed present, based on the assumption that you are a…
Any Drink is a Holiday Drink if You Believe! (Or Add Cinnamon)
Getting in a festive mood might take some ingenuity and creativity this year. You might be pinching your pennies and may not be able to…
Confusing! Woman Who Has Only Ever Lived in Connecticut Now Sprinkling “Y’all” Into Facebook Posts
Hm, this is weird…a woman you went to high school with, who has only ever lived in Connecticut, is now sprinkling the word “y’all” into…
Dilemma: How Much Alcohol Can I Order Before My Instacart Shopper Calls the Helpline?
One thing I have learned in this pandemic is that I love not going to the store. I do feel guilty that in order to…
Science Confirms Wearing Enough Leopard Print Can Replace Self Esteem
While psychologist Rhonda Wilson was getting dressed one morning, she was feeling particularly insecure about putting anything on her body. Each article of clothing would…
“What the Hell is He Doing Here?” I Whisper About the Unwanted Baby at My Holiday Party
Once you start nearing thirty-years-old, it starts happening. Baby fever for way too many of your friends, while you’re sitting back, going to happy hour,…
