New Studies Reveal Watching 2 or More Seasons of “Grey’s Anatomy” Qualifies You to Be a Surgeon
Attention all residents of the Commonwealth of Shondaland: Recent studies have revealed that watching two or more seasons of Grey’s Anatomy qualifies any person for…
“Not All Who Wander Are Lost” Says Woman Airlifted Out Of National Forest
After a week-long search, rescue workers were finally able to locate the 30-year-old woman who went missing at a National Park. The woman, who is…
Couple Planning to Have Extra Kids Just in Case One is a Dud
We saw firsthand during the Presidential Campaign how one problematic child can hurt a candidate’s shot at the White House. We heard over and over…
Woman Risks Thanksgiving Travel to Argue With Family Over Politics
LOS ANGELES, CA- Like many Americans, 28-year-old Sonya Schmidt has been hesitant to travel during the Covid-19 crisis. “Airplanes are unbearable for me in non-pandemic…
The Just In! The Definitive Rankings of Thanksgiving Side Dishes
Like everything else, this year’s Thanksgiving festivities are going to look a little different. Grandmas throughout the country aren’t inviting us over for dinner because…
American Psychiatric Association Recommends Not Looking At Photos of Yourself From 2019
American Psychiatric Association chairman Dr. Saul Levin appeared at a press conference Wednesday morning to urge all Americans — and anyone really — to not…
In Defence of Scorpios (Written by a Scorpio)
Dear Scorpio, Hi, rockstar. Hope you’re enjoying your birthday season, though your focus is probably more on exposing conspiracy theories, oversharing on Facetimes, and sighing…
This Brave Woman Posted a Text Convo Where She Made a Funny Lil Joke
Bridgette Alvarez put her emotions on the line this morning when she made the vulnerable choice to reveal her inner life to all 158 of…
Jen Kirkman is Bringing the Holiday Spirit Right to Your Living Room With Annual Dysfunctional Xmas Show
Comedian Jen Kirkman is back with her annual Dysfunctional Xmas Show! But this year things are looking a little different. The production, which usually takes…
Fancy Restaurant Responds to Covid Spike by Making Guests Dine Beneath White Tablecloths
NEW JERSEY: At elegant Cherry Hill restaurant, Mon Frére Camembert, guests have come to expect a classy experience. That’s probably due to their unique offerings…
