Take These 6 Vitamins For the Most Expensive Pee Ever!
Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina may smell like flowers and be your favorite $75 candle, but have you ever thought about her pee… Me either. But if…
This Greeting Card is So Quirky, It Received an Honorary Degree from Emerson
When most people receive a Valentine’s Day card, they expect to read a sweet or earnest sentiment. But one quirky Galentine’s Day card with big…
Are You Getting Into Heaven? A Council of Your Exes Will Decide
God has spoken and she has decided to absolve herself of any resentment from the decision between a life of eternal happiness or endless suffering….
Woman Who Yells “Eat the Rich” Getting Really Into Bridgerton
Just like everyone else these past 12 months, it’s been a weird time for me. Instead of organizing rallies for socialist causes, I’m stuck in…
It’s Settled! We’re Calling the Little Pieces of Wax Paper Between Slices of Prosciutto Meat Receipts
Charcuterie boards got me through 2020. I’m not ashamed to say it’s basically my whole personality. How do you even pronounce it? Shark-Hooter-y. It’s French,…
Wait, If There’s a Vaccine, Does That Mean I Have to Start Going Out and Wearing Bras Again?
Well, I mean…it’s great. It truly is. This is the vaccine we’ve been waiting for, for a year. But somehow, you’re a little hesitant. Not…
“Why is She Taking a Selfie With a Leaf?” And Other Ways to Spot an Urbanite in Suburbia
The city dwellers have left their natural habitat and have wandered into the wild of your suburban town. Don’t worry, they are mostly harmless, if…
Mole Pulls Ultimate Attention Seeking Move By Sprouting a Hair
I was born on a cheek. A face cheek, not…umm…nevermind. You see, when your skin cells grow, they usually spread out throughout the skin. My…
Local Woman Stops Mediating, Starts Dissociating in Front of TV For 30 Minutes a Day Instead
Lauren Shmill was tired of waking up early, getting in her car, and driving down to the yoga studio every day. Every meditation class felt…
Which is Worse: Being Buried Alive or South Dakota?
Okay fine, the title may seem extreme. You might think to yourself, “But South Dakota is just a state! How can it be worse than…
