Woman Goes Completely Zero-Waste Except for Her Trash Boyfriend
Jacquie Ramos cares about the environment more than most people. That’s why she’s committed to making her carbon footprint as small as possible. For the…
Who’s Gonna Tell My Beloved Spanx That I’m Never Gonna See Them Again?
Yesterday, while doing a deep dig through my underwear drawer (to avoid doing a load of laundry, so help me God!), my hand bumped into…
I Accidentally Touched a Butt in Costco and Now I Can Never Buy in Bulk Again
When a person brags about having a Costco card but hardly ever shops there (unless crab legs are on sale, or you just wanna buy…
Blessed Beyond Measure: The COVID-Fifteen Went Straight to My Chest
Oh please, the title’s just to fool you. That was to make you feel inferior to me for just a split second before I broke…
Cute! Your Mom is Trying to Remember the Name of that Actor from that Show
Many of us have spent the pandemic locked inside with our families. And with not much else to do but watch television, you’ve probably found…
After Almost a Year of Unemployment Woman Finally Stops Using Expression “I’m Good!”
LOS ANGELES: Like most people, 34-year-old Chelsea Brule has had a hell of a year. “I lost my job, my girlfriend moved out, my skin…
Why Are You Taking Me on a Hike? I Wasn’t Rude Once This Morning
The audacity. The pure raging, hateful audacity of your roommate. The one who shook you to your core as you rolled out of bed at…
Best Friends End Epic Roadtrip by Driving Off Cliff
The great American road trip has been a symbol of freedom for young, hip and single women for decades. Whatever the reasons- be it the…
QUIZ: Are You Hot Enough to Fuck With Embroidery?
Embroidery is a delightful cottagecore trend that’s having quite the moment. But like all good things, this cozy craft has sadly been co-opted by one…
New Dating App for People Who Refuse Therapy Called Un-Hinge
Studies show one in five relationships end because at least one partner refuses to work through their childhood trauma. Now no one has to worry…
