I Shop at Dollar Tree Followed by Whole Foods Because I’m Bougie, but on a Budget
I’ve realized, I’m at that age where real furniture is essential to my apartment. That old college dorm plastic crate way of life, has been…
Middle Aged Man Can’t Believe His Waitress is Seeing Other Tables
I don’t want to be jealous or anything…but my waitress is seeing other tables. When I first started coming to this joint, I was seated…
How to Find a Guy Who Communicates as Well as the Bank of America Live Chat
In any relationship, communication is key. So how is it that the only person on earth who seems to have fully mastered the art of…
8 Things Not to Say to Your Biracial Friend
She’s your ride or die. Your all you can drink mimosa buddy. The shoulder that you cry on and tells you how it is. You…
Stand Up, Lectures and Fire Juggling: Andrea Jones-Rooy is the Woman Who Does It All
From crushing comedy stages to flying through the air as a circus performer to giving lectures about political science, Andrea Jones-Rooy is the definition of…
Woman Claims She’ll Put the Toilet Paper on the Holder “Next Time I Go”
You’re working from home. Maybe you pee every twenty minutes to step away from the computer, maybe you just drank too much iced coffee this…
New Netflix Dating Show is Just 24 Titties in a Fancy House
After the unequivocal success of reality tentpoles like Love is Blind and Too Hot to Handle, Netflix has streamlined their approach for their next reality…
Oral Surgery and Other Things I Miss From Life Before the Pandemic
Life today sure looks different than life just a few months ago. The ways in which we work, socialize, and view the world around us…
How to Feel Sexy on Day Three of That Time of the Month
Man oh man, it’s that time.That time of the month when you cry for no reason, are a bitch to your best friend, feel (and…
Did Women Create The Pandemic to Punish Men? An “I’ve Been Drinking” Conspiracy Theory
I have spent a lot more time drinking while on the internet since the global lockdown was enforced, and I have unearthed some conspiracy theories…
