QUIZ: Is He Attractive, or Does He Just Own More Than One Lamp?
Sometimes, a person catches your attention, and you can’t explain why. They just have that X factor that makes you feel magnetized to them, and…
Wow! This Guy Makes Six Figures and Still Has Bad Hair
Some guys have large incomes, and some guys have bad hair. Carson Connors is a man who has both in spades. Carson, who rakes in…
Medical Professionals Say a Virtual Happy Hour a Day Will Keep Corona Away
Most of us are starving for dates with our friends to the local bar for five-dollar vodka sodas at 5:00 PM on a Tuesday, or…
From the Stage to the Front Lines: Performer Kristina Wong’s Journey as the “Sweatshop Overlord”
While many of us are melting in the existential dread of working in live performance when gathering has been deemed dangerous, Kristina Wong has taken…
Woman’s Mustache Announces Long Awaited Comeback Tour
It’s been seven years since anyone has glimpsed at Marianna’s mustache. After keeping a low profile—probably due to unwanted criticism from the unforgiving public—the ‘stache…
Laugh While You Learn: Comedy Specials By Black Comics That You Need To Watch Right Now
It’s hard to laugh these days. There is so much frustration, anger and grief in our country right now, and for good reason. But as…
Feelings of Vulnerability Skyrocket After Targeted Ads Suggest Both Laxatives and Velveeta
You turn on your favorite trash TV show—the perfect episode that will allow you to scroll on social media for the entirety of it. I…
10+ Things My Upstairs Neighbor Is Doing to Make Me Question If the Ceiling Is Going to Fall Through
Being in tight quarters in New York City has always been the norm. You’re so on top of each other that you have this strange…
“A Pandemic is Bad, But a Zombie Apocalypse Would Be Way Worse” Insists Highly Intoxicated Roommate
LOS ANGELES- While watching Night of the Living Dead last Wednesday night after drinking an entire bottle of cheap Rosé, thirty-three year old Haley Hendricks…
I Tried to Fill My Quarantine With Self-Care and Productivity, But Then I Remembered I Have a Child
As I crumple into bed late at night, mindlessly scrolling Instagram to keep my finger from the “News” section, I notice that there are two…
