Sanitizing Your Hands After a Long Day Won’t Wash Away Last Month’s Sins, Tiffany
Okay, girl. You say you’ve been out and about all day—shopping, getting a drink outside at a bar; you even ducked into the nail salon…
Woman Miraculously Kicks Habit of Crying in Her Car By Just Driving Less
“I used to cry in my car twice a day, everyday,” said 35 year-old Samantha Edwards. “But now I never cry behind the wheel. Mostly…
Quarantine Cleaning: When You Realize How Many Things You Bought And Never Used
Quarantine has given me plenty of time to clean out all the boxes, closets and junk drawers I’ve neglected for… quite some time (years). Here…
Meet the Inspiring Sitcom Writer Who Considered Giving a Fat Female Character a Non-Weight Based Storyline!
Screenwriter Chip Andowl may appear unassuming with his dirty sweatshirt and Dorito dust under his fingernails, but he almost accomplished the impossible: Chip almost wrote…
Woman Fails to Cultivate Air of Mystery Because She Loves to Overshare
It’s the ultimate fantasy: to walk into a room, descending a grand marble staircase in a flowing gown, smiling seductively. Like the Mona Lisa with…
🔒 BREAKING NEWS: Dad’s Favorite Movie “My Cousin Vinny” Is Actually Gay as Hell
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AOC Is 30 and Takes Down White Male Congressmen, I’m 30 and Still Afraid of the Dark
We all saw it go viral, as we sat in our seats internally screaming, “YASSSSS!!” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, more often known as the legendary AOC, absolutely…
Cobra Kai’s Susan Gallagher Shines as Star and Producer of Hit Web Series “Queering”
Actress Susan Gallagher is no stranger to the screen, starring in the hit show Cobra Kai and taking on a new role as the star…
Comedy Veteran Calise Hawkins Is 40 and Fabulous in Debut Album “Calise Hawkins is 40 AF”
Comedy veteran Calise Hawkins is pulling out all the stops! Her premiere full-length album, “Calise Hawkins is 40 AF” debuted yesterday, August 14th, under Dominic…
Woman Startled to Discover That “Detoxing” Just Means Pooping Yourself
A local woman has revealed a groundbreaking conspiracy theory that, if believed by the masses, would likely change how many women between the ages of…
