Oh Look! The Rudest Person You Know Came Out as an Empath
Oh, this is rich. I mean, you just can’t make this shit up. The absolute worst, most heinous, debilitatingly annoying person you know just came…
THE AMERICAN DREAM: Next Stimulus Package to Include Starbucks Gift Card and Free Tent
As the Covid crisis continues to take its financial toll on the nation, lawmakers gathered Wednesday to pass a new economic stimulus package designed to…
Woman Judged by Jesus Portrait While Trying to Masturbate in Grandparents’ House
After a 2 week quarantine and 2 day road trip, at last I’ve settle into my grandparents’ spare room. Everyone’s asleep at this, the witching…
“Keep the Drama on the Stage” Declares Your Toxic Roommate
We’ve all been there. We’ve all lived with the epitome of toxic, the Regina George, the girl who preaches about not being passive aggressive, but…
Local Man Doesn’t Know All His Facebook Friends Are Sex Robots
On the surface, it may appear that Fred Burke is just a popular guy, or at least that’s what his friends at the gun club…
Being a Cocktail Waitress Was Hard, But Carrying a Bucket of Someone Else’s Puke Made It All Worth It
Once upon a time, I was a cocktail waitress at a blues bar that was open until 4am. I have memories. Some weird. Some terrible….
Local Groomzilla Devastated About Postponed Wedding After He Booked Only the Band
Local man Andre Vespo is in a state of disbelief after his wedding was postponed, due to the virus. “I had to stop playing my…
Which Stores Don’t Enforce Masks and More Places for Your Mom To Meet Your Next Stepdad
While wearing a face covering is mandatory in 34 states, it’s up to store employees to enforce it with customers. After explosive encounters went viral,…
Dress to Get His Attention So Your Friend Can Rob Him
Every friend group has that one girl that everyone else is jealous of. She has it all; a boyfriend, a debit card, and a host…
Laid Off Workaholic Struggles to Push Herself to The Brink of Exhaustion Lately
Workaholic. Busy Bee. Workhorse. I love being able to do it all. Besides, it’s not that much, really. I just work a full-time job, teach…
