Rock You Brought Home From The Beach Thinks Your Apartment is a Downgrade
There I was, sunning myself on the sand… when this giant, greedy woman snatched me up and threw me in a bucket. I know I’m…
Woman Convinces Herself She’s a Vampire to Justify Staying Inside Forever
Many people were relieved when various businesses, beaches and parks reopened after months of stay-at-home quarantining. But for Los Angeles resident, Gabby Baker, home had…
Woman Survives Harrowing Awkwardness After Kissing Date Goodnight Then Walking Two More Blocks In Same Direction
It had been an otherwise perfect first date, according to 28 year-old Houston vet tech Andrea Swanson. She could never have predicted that it would…
That Guy You Met at an Open Mic Has Strong Opinions About Your Protest Sign
Hey, hey there. It’s good to see you again! Yeah, we met a couple years ago at an open mic! Man, this is a great…
QUIZ: What Does Your Taste in Flannel Say About You in Bed?
It’s officially flannel season for everyone except male comedians, who just wear flannel all year. Deciding which type of flannel is difficult, as there are…
Wedding Without Punny Hashtag Deemed Illegal
Lily and Violet MacQuoid were shocked when they opened their door to find an agent from the Federal Beardeau of Hipster Investigations. They had recently…
Local Birthday Magician Just the Right Amount of Creepy
A magician never reveals his secrets. But lucky for us, local king of the birthday party magic circuit, Douglas Flaherty, is ready to spill the…
7 Statement Necklaces That Make You Look Like You Have Your Life Together
Are you the hot mess of your friend group? Well, no need to fear. With a little trip to Amazon, you can hook yourself up…
Help! The Pieces of Cheese I Lost in My Couch Cushions Have Unionized
I promise, I was just about to finally vacuum my couch cushions. Admittedly, I’ve put it off far long enough, and the situation is getting…
Local Karen Writes Strongly Worded Letter to Herself
Karen, It’s me. Karen. For years I have been your supporter. When you called the police on that man walking his dog in the park…
