Feminist Attorney Sues God For Grand Theft Ginsburg
In a controversial press conference held Saturday afternoon, celebrity feminist attorney to, and mostly against, the stars Gloria Allred announced that she has filed suit…
SEASONALLY HEARTBREAKING! Woman Diagnosed With Pumpkin Spice Intolerance
When she got the call from her doctor, 23 year-old Boston College grad student Cayte Crenshaw fainted in the middle of the Starbucks line. “I…
White Woman Named Laura Feeling Excluded From Publicity for Karens
There are Karens everywhere now, and I know a lot of Karens myself. My sister is Karen, my sister-in-law is Karen, my aunt is Karen,…
It’s Okay Honey, No One Can Hear Me Screaming Through My Mask Either
So, your best friend has been a little down lately. I mean, who can blame her? Things just…aren’t good, to say the very, very least….
Woman Returns to Work For One Day, Already Stole Coworker’s Yogurt
Shanley Fitzpatrick has recently returned to work at a mid-size insurance company. “It felt a little odd to come back to work in person again…
🔒 Superbly Subpar: The Best Worst Christmas Movies to Stream This September
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Bubonic Squirrels and Other Plot Holes the 2020 Writers Should Fix
Who else has been keeping up with the current season of “Mankind 2020?” Is it just me or does it feel like the final season?…
Writer Felicity Pickering Takes on the Wild World of Pet Influencers in New Web Series
Los Angeles based writer and director Felicity Pickering has made the jump from theater to film, and is going full speed ahead with two new…
5 Spaghetti Squash Recipes Guaranteed to Satisfy No One
1. Spaghetti Squash Casserole: If you’re in the mood to cook up some hearty comfort food for the family, this recipe will not help you…
Local Woman Takes Advantage of Climate Change with Hot “Patiyoga”
I recently went and experienced the hottest, and I do mean HOTTEST trend in fitness right now, Hot Patiyoga! I took a class and caught…
