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Man Dubbed King Of Health After Commenting “Stop Glorifying Obesity” On Every Lizzo Post
Sometimes, hard work does pay off. Seth Nelson from Fresno, CA received high honors after being dubbed the King of Health by the National Office…
Girlboss! This Woman Has a Job
Yes, you can believe your eyes: Cathy Higgins, 28, has once again defied stereotypes and now belongs to the elite group of women categorized as…
Help! My Husband’s 23andMe Results Show He’s a Fuckboy
A few months ago, I thought it would be fun for my husband and I to get our DNA analyzed. So I enthusiastically ordered two…
Virtual Improv Show Somehow the Worst Part of 2020
As the host of “Zip Zap Zoom” dims the lamp behind them to simulate the start of an actual semi-comedy show, you stop and take…
New App Shows Which Comedians In Your Area Are Sex Offenders
Software developer Niantic has just announced the launch of ComicRelief, a new app that enables users to see just how many sexually dangerous comedians are…
Three Useful (And Dishonest) Ways to Hop Off Your Zoom Call Early
Ugh, who knew? Who knew we’d somehow land in a world where video conferencing was no longer a thing we did for fun, but an…
How to Act in Emergency Situations When Even Your Family Thinks You’d Die First in a Horror Movie
During a recent family Facetime call, and a hypothetical game about apocalyptic survival situations, my brother said to me “Well, we all know you wouldn’t…
6 Personal Flaws to Fixate on Right Before the Big Interview
An interview can bring out jitters in the best of us. And also the worst of us. With all your irredeemable flaws, you definitely fall…
Local Woman’s Internal Scream Sounding Better Every Day
Lydia woke up in her apartment on a chilly, autumn morning with an extremely sore throat. While, Covid forced her to physically isolate, politics forced…
